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Charming: She doesnt want to be found!
Everyone: Ah ok, let's all play scrabble and pretend we don't care until Elsa gets an head ahead then!
Henry: Mother i can help you remember, remember how true love works? It fixes everything, even Anna said her love helped! Elsa...*blasts Henry*
Emma: Hey kid, look i'm like Marvel's Storm!!uh oh i mean...are you ok? I'm sorry. Don't come closer i love you, but TL doesn't always work...erm like today!
Robin: *showing his tshirt and muscles* Good morning Sweetie!
Regina: I did many things wrong!
Robin: Ok that was yesterday
Regina: I've killed many people i regret!
Robin: it's fine that was the other day
Regina: I was the evil Queen!
Robin: That was some years ago, no problem
Regina: Marian and Roland, Marian is frozen!
Robin: That was last week and today is another way and i'm in your vault!!!!
Regina: I have to find the book...this must not happen again after we get out of here...
Robin: So we won't ever get out! I've hear they deliver pizza here!!!
И т. д.Everyone: Can we go look for Emma already?
Charming: Not yet, but hey we'll find her!
*Henry enters*
Snow: Henry wasn't you asleeping upstairs?
*Elsa's speech everyone falls asleep*
*Elsa, Anna & SQ in flashbacks record an episode of MTV's cribs, showing every room of Arendelle palace (dungeon including), there's a lot of talking as well*
Emma: I guess i could meet Blue, or Elsa...i don't know even perhaps Regina to help me deal with this magic? *looks at the hands with red & yellow sparks* Nah, i'm going to find Gold he has such cool gadgets in his store!
*two references of Out of the woods, and i wonder if A/E are kidding with me at this point*
Emma: Thanks Gold, don't tell anyone i was here...These people have magic, Strorybrooke is 1/10 the size of Neverland, but hey you've got to be sure that these people dont find me until the last 10 minutes! *Emma leaves*
Gold: Muahaha. Instead of saying Emma come to the back of my store, i'll show you something, no...i'm going to do it on an mansion to take much more time so people can find her! Muhahahaha.
*Belle was to enter and say her lines, but the camera man forgot once again to record it*
*more flashbacks of Arendelle for rent property*
Gold: I thought i would go get Emma, but i thought if that im so secretive, i should tell all i'm gonna do to the Snow Queen first!
Will: *pours whiskey*
Robin: i need your heelp!
Will: So do i! This Storybrooke people are craziest than the mad hatter
Robin: Help me find a book!
Will: To save Marian?
Robin: Nah to help Regina have her happy ending!
Will: *doubles the whiskey* We'll go the Clock!
Robin: Is it magic?
Will: it is quiter, and has Belle to help us!
Charming: Emma has your eyes...
Snow: Yeah! You think we'll have to stay looking at family photos much more time, until they let us look for her?
Charming: She is tough.
Everyone: Besides she wants to loose her magic, not her hand like captain Handy!
*unperceptible epic speech about being normal*
*more real state promo, about Arendelle palace state*
Regina: Look Wolferine's muscles are hot as Robin!
Henry: i don't want to be ordinary
Regina: Hey sweetie, being normal is the new pink! Is that hurting? *heals the wound*
Henry: See? See that is so much cooler!
Regina: But Henry you have the heart of the truest believer!
Henry: yeah but still...
Regina: And you don't have to wear purple shorts! Heroes always win!!
Hook: arrives at the store
*cameraman failes to record Belle and Belle's lines*
Hook takes the object who has the button Emma. Makes a beautifull speech and then perceptively sees finally the written a big circle on a big huge map.
*another Arendelle promo*
SQ: *trapped* Darn it! Time to look in the mirror. Muhahaha.
Emma: Geez, i thought ive killed the crazy white lady!
SQ: i'm here! Your favorite Stalker!
Emma: Geez...I guess i'll just pass throught the SQ, been a top wishlist of mine for some time!
*Emma's bug doesn't mind of her electric hands on the wheel, and drives her away from there*
Snow: Can we look for Emma now?
Charming: we'll have to wait for Regina speech first.
Everyone: Ok
Regina: I'm making coffee with Robin!
Everyone: Woot! Woot
Regina: Hey hey, Charming is here?
Everyone: Since the beginning of the episode!!
Regina: Shoot we have to look for Emma right NOW!!
*Everyone gets ready and starts leaving*
Regina: Wait...but first i need to do a speech...
*Regina's speech*
Snow: You are right Regina! Let's go get her! Ups the location potion is gone!
Regina: I hope Henry didn't use it on that books to find Wolverine.
* New Arendelle promo about a new upcoming fun atraction called "The Norse King" reviews saying is a blasting & shattering fun!*
Snow: Hey Hey, we weren't supposed to look for Emma? Why are we walking?
Charming: Uh...i guess, you and Regina, need to have a talk, take all the time you need!
Snow: Sure...
Regina: I'm making coffee with Robin!
Snow: Good for you Regina! There's nothing as making coffee with an married man!
Regina: But im a villain, i don't get happy endings!
Snow: With that smile on your face! C'mon Regina!
Regina: Evil is born...
Snow: I was a spoiled princess and see you're not evil, and i'm not all good!!!
Regina: The book, the book, the book...
Snow: Now you could made good choices...like perhaps search Emma?
*Will wanders through the Library* *cameram man fails to record Belle on camera again*
Robin: I want to be happy!
Will: i want to get out of you nut people!
Robin: The cat in the hat
Will: Ive seen stranger things! *plays with pop up book*
Robin: Im going to call Regina!!
Regina: im seraching for Emma"
Robin: But! But!
Snow: You go Regina!
Robin: Yeay! Thank you you're the best Snow!
Everyone: Can we go search Emma?
Snow: ah i think we'll have to wait a bit more in here...until the writers want to!
*Golds walks in*
Gold: Muhahaha! I'm evil, i've sent Emma through the longest way...
Emma: Gold are you here? The door was open and...im feeling like a duracell battery...
Gold: muhahaha ill leave the hat here, so if she's sucked...oh hello misss Swan
Emma: Gold...thank you!
Gold: It's ok, i'm evil you're a hero you know what to do!!!
Hook: Swan!!!!
Gold: Well if it isn't Captain perceptive!!
Hook:...
Gold: Let me explain it better! Elsa will enter from the side entrance, Regina, Charming, Henry and Snow will meet Emma from the side entrance, and you that are quite perceptive just entered through the front door!!
Hook:....
*Gold cuffs Hook to the gate*
Hook: Oh man, i told you i'm not into this kind of things! Besides i'll die saving Emma!
Gold: i know, but Emma's phone is better than mine and i'm having it for me! Best ringphone ever! Besides you'll get over the blonde lady! I can even lend you the hat! Like you did with Milah!!!!
Hook: Who's Milah...
Gold: Can't remember as well, but i thought it was an good insert here option!
Hook: Don't do this Gold! She's the mother of your grandson, and the woman your son loved!
Gold: Yes i know...but sometimes the writers make me say this OOC things, i'm sure you'll understand!
*Elsa follows the scarf that has intelligent to avoid the frontdoor*
Elsa: you [maRk]$#%$# scarf, more slowly...Emma!Emma! The doors are open for everyone but for me *frozens door*
*new Arendelle promo, this time with the importance of Anna's sudden allergy to Chocolate*
Anna: Yes!Yes!! Chocolate makes me itchy...and mainly, like i have TPM all day! WHY YOU DIDN'T MADE A SNOWMAN WITH ME ELSA!!!WHYYY
Elsa: Ok....this is getting weird
SQ: Yes yes! Everyone says you're a Weird!
*Elsa pops herself into the urn*
SQ: Noooooooo!! Wait...*defying gravity plays in the background*
(writers use libraries in the background to cue the cameram t record Belle)
SQ: I think i'll make this place a refrigerator, yes i like my hot chocolate without cinnamon but really cold!
Elsa: Give me your hand Emma!
Emma: Nah
Elsa: Your my best buddy!!
Emma: I've just met you recently...
Elsa: But you're already my Buddy!!
Emma: You're kinda like your Aunt...I hurted Henry!!
Elsa: Give me your hand, wasn't Anna in this town...you have to love yourself!!
Emma: ...
Elsa: The good and the bad
Emma: Ah what you mean is just to don't be afraid! So Let's do a funny ET scene but with hands instead of fingers!
Elsa: Cool! whatever that is...
Hook: Oops!
Gold: Wait i've kept the best for the end! You see curses always need a heart, from the person you loved the most, or...from the person who know you longer...or pretty much the heart of someone the plot kind needs to give angst!
Hook:...
Gold: I need the heart of someone special, that met me before i was the dark one!!!
Hook: Not to being pushy or something here, but Blue's heart might still be available!!
Gold: Shhh...*make doey eyes to Hook*
Hook: Oh man!
Gold: But but you're my oldest friend!!!
Hook: Just do it!
Gold: Nah, you saw the time i got to make Emma get here, and from now on you'll be my puppet, my slave,my Leather Captain, we'll sing YMCA together...erm
Hook:...
* new promo in Arendelle now with the upcoming Show Rumplestilskin and the SQ*
Emma: Aww that kiss! You're going to die aren't you?
Hook: Nope!
Emma: Eww you kinda sucked me in, like a magic being into a hat!
Hook: Suck who suck who with what? You go...with the blonde ahead, love!
Regina: Something strange is happening with Storybrooke's roads. It took me a lot longer to arrive here!
Robin: I...was thinking about our coffee making!
Regina: Aww now we didn't but we sorta did met after all?
Robin: I didn't knew my bag was magical! Things started appearing in it, that weren't there before!
Will: Everytime i steal anything, my bag gets magical too!!
*Besides all the books in the background, cameraman indeed forgets to get on camera Belle's scenes*
* flashback with SQ arriving at Disneyland in 1982*
SQ: Yeah Cool!
Elsa: Lets make a snowman?
Emma: Nah let's do fireworks instead!
*Rumple enters Ingrid's batcave, after an extreme make over, home edition*
SQ: And when they embrace their powers...
Rumple: They'll be all powerfull...
SQ: No! They'll have ribbons in their wrists, yellow ones!! Take that Rumplestilskin! *laughs madly* We'll be further known as the gaga sisterhood of the yellow ribbons!
Rumple:...
SQ: And then i'm shattering the mirror, and i will curse all Storybroke
Rumple: ...
SQ: A curse so dark like never unleashed before!!
Rumple: ...
SQ: A curse that will affect all Strorybrooke people!
Rumple: ...
SQ: A curse that will make them not being who they are!!?!!
Rumple: ...
SQ: Allright then! *fuming* A curse and 3 yellow ribbons on 3 blonde people's wrists! Ah, i bet that wasn't done before!!!!
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19.11.2014 в 23:23Gold: Muahaha.
*Belle was to enter and say her lines, but the camera man forgot once again to record it*
Как говорится, четвёртый сезон ин э натшелл.
Gold: It's ok, i'm evil you're a hero you know what to do!!!
Брысины слова точь-в-точь.
*defying gravity plays in the background*
Моя фоновая музыка во время 3b.
Hook: Who's Milah...
Gold: Wait i've kept the best for the end!
Will: Everytime i steal anything, my bag gets magical too!!
SQ: Ah, i bet that wasn't done before!!!!
Капиташкины имена тоже неплохи.
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19.11.2014 в 23:42-
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19.11.2014 в 23:54